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I found my new home. I just need $600,000. [Sep. 14th, 2006|04:22 am]
http://www.bendshire.com/index.php?p=1&side=concept
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teh [Aug. 31st, 2006|11:29 am]
[music |Yo La Tengo - I shot Andy Warhol]

What the fuck...Steve Irwin is not supposed to die.
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Hey. [Aug. 19th, 2006|01:43 pm]
[music |The Black Heart Procession - Tropics of Love]

Hey. What's up? I wish I had more friends on Live Journal, because then I would write more. Whatever.

I'm just going to write what comes to mind.


I hate Kino, the dvd company. I was looking forward to watch 'The Red and the White' today, but the transfer was so horribly bad and the subtitles were pretty much unreadable and nonexistent. So I watched Degrassi instead. That is an awful show, but I love it for some reason.

I can't wait till Seven Samurai comes in the mail. I hope it breaks the street date. My favorite movie of all time. Re-released by Criterion, onto 3 disks. It's pretty much the greatest thing that can happen to a lad.

I watched Undertow yesterday. It was incredible. I can't wait to see more films by David Gordon Green. I've seen only this one and George Washington. He's got this brilliant style that I just can't explain. So real, so real.




Man, Peter got drunk and it was the funniest thing ever. My God that was hilarious. I didn't of course, becuase I'm a good child. Peter challenged me to eat one of ihs fresh Jalepeno peppers. I did. It fucking killed me, but it was very humourous.



I need to work more on my script, 'A Hobo Society.' I've been in a terrible block for a while, but I've got such a passion for this story that I just want to see it done. Soon, though. I'll get it done. I've got the first part and a bit more.

















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First thing I've posted in months. Why? I don't know. But I'm going to do a survey thingy, too. [Jun. 25th, 2006|12:02 am]
[mood | high]
[music |Leprechaun-Rusalka]

So I'm in Illinois right now. It pretty much sucks. I really don't want to be here. I like to type in short sentences. It is fun.

I went to the Imax today at Navy Pier with my sister and nephew. We saw Deep Sea 3-D. It was narrarated by Johnny Depp and Kate Winslet. And I was all: "hey they were both in Finding Neverland. That's cute."

RUNE didn't win at Launchpad. That's ok though, it was fun. Some shitty christan pop-punk band got runner up. What the hell is that? Christians don't know how to make music. A pretty cool band won though. They were instrumental. They were a 3-piece band. Hey like RUNE. They were like elavator music on drugs. We sold some CDs, so that was cool. The judge was fucking stupid when we talked to him. Jesus Christ. I love how professionals in the music business hve no idea what they're talking about. But yea. RUNE 4 lYfE. amIrIte? Lolzors.

Erin, stop reading my blog. I can see you.


I don't really like it here. I'm going to see eventually if I can come back up early. I mean, seriously, this is basically my last free summer before I have to travel to the mystical land of real life or college. Fuck me sideways. Whatev. G.

I'm listening to Elvenking. They fooking own. The unleash the fooking fury.


I fucking hate TJ Richards. I don't even know him. But he is such a douchebag. Look at his fucking bebo or myspace. He's digusting. His beliefs...it's fucking terrible.











name:: Tyler Ray Blach
age:: 17. Fuck yea.
location:: Deer-fucking-field, Illinois.
height:: 5'6.5"
weight:: I lost weight. I weighed my self today. 157.
eye color:: Hazel
nationality:: Sexy.
natural hair color:: sexy dirty blond/
hair style:: Umm, fucked up
do you dye your hair:: Ghey
do you wear contacts/glasses:: Glasses
schooling:: Senior. Can I get a fook yea?
desired occupation:: Professor of awesomness. Or a director that would be sweet. We'll see how that works out. I want to teach film also. I should think about that more. I don't know anything about the steps for that.
job:: Assistant to an Electrican. Hellz yea.
tattoos:: Swastika on my forehead.

Erin! stop reading!

piercings:: nay
tattoos you want:: Another Swastika.
piercings you want:: ghey
religion you were raised under:: Pagan
religion you are now if any:: Scientologist
zodiac sign:: Fuckin' Gemini. Hey ya!
birth date:: June 16.
boyfriend/girlfriend?: Both. at the sametime.
siblings?: si
[beyond intrests]
what do you do for fun?: Stuff
any hobbies?: You know.
do you collect anything?: my dvd collection is steadily growing.
what do you do when you hang with friends?: Walmart. No place else. Ever.
do you watch tv?: Yeah
fav shows?: the Boondocks.
do you listen to music?: never.
fav bands?: oingo fucking boingo. I swear to Xenu I love them so.
fav songs?: A shit tone. not really. there's probably 15 songs that I truly love.
do you watch movies?: Oh, never.
fav movies?: Seven Samurai, Cinema Paradiso, Werckmeister Harmonies.
prefer to rent or go to theater?: Rent. I'd like to go to a really cinema, but I've never been.
fav actors?: Klaus-fucking-Kinski and Tatsuya-fucking-Nakadai (he's in my user pic!)
fav actresses?: Pssh, women can't act.
do you watch cartoons?: yes
fav cartoons?: the boondocks, South Park...some more
do you like anime?: indeed
what are your favs?: Neon Genesis Evangelion and Hellsing
do you like sports?: meh

...There's like 150 more questions, but this is boring as hell, so I shall stop with this.









I wanna watch a movie. But I don't know which one. And I hate watching movies here. I get no fucking privacy. christ cakes.


I feel not the will to write any longer so I shall leave you (Erin) with some pictures.

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R.I.P Nice Guy Eddie [Jan. 25th, 2006|04:23 pm]
[music |Flogging Molly - Whistles the Wind]

Chris Penn, brother of Sean Penn, known to many as "that guy who played Nice Guy Eddie in Reservoir Dogs" died yesterday.


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(no subject) [Dec. 23rd, 2005|07:52 pm]
I swear to teh god that I saw Tom Morello today. Swear. to. teh god.
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King Kong [Dec. 18th, 2005|11:51 am]
[music |Coheed...that's right. Suck it.]

King Kong was amazing. The best thing that has come out of El Hollywood since...well, the Lord of the Rings, but if we were to not count those, the best thing from Tinsel Town since like, hell I don't know, but this film was absolutly magical. But anyways...

Do you know what I just fucking hate? We all know the story of King Kong, you know he climbs up the Empire State Building and gets shot off, right? No spoilers there. It's only one of the gretest moments in cinematic history. The thing is, I hate when stupid immature assholes just feel the need to laugh at Kong's terrible misfortune. There were three motherfucking douche bags who, of course, just had to laugh when Kong fell off the building, and one just had to shout "cannon ball". Assholes. I know it's just a movie, and maybe I got to worked up over this, but that's the incredible thing that a film can do; make one actually care for he characters on screen...have their pain feel like it's your own. But I guess some people just don't get that.


Andy Serkis is amazing. Peter Jackson is amazing. Weta is amazing. Holy balls. Jesus Christ.
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Woah [Dec. 17th, 2005|04:40 pm]
[music |teh Coheed and Cambria - Welcome Home]

So I had the urge to download some Coheed and Cambria, and sweet chocolate christ...they have some sweet ass shit. I don't care what the purist assholes say, these guys rock.

Welcome Home is the shit.
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I'm going to go see King Kong soon, it shall be the fucking awesome, I just know. Oh yes, I know.
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haha [Dec. 8th, 2005|01:52 pm]
You scored as "Ghetto". You are what you are! Just don't talk to me...

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"Ghetto"

40%

Emo Kid

27%

Stoner

20%

Geek/Nerd

20%

Loner

20%

Hot

13%

Punk

13%

Goth

7%

Jock

0%

Prep

0%

What Highschool Clique Do You Belong To?
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Anyways, I got my license. Sweet.
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Dude...I'm fucking excited. [Dec. 4th, 2005|05:21 pm]
[music |Digable Planets - Borough Check]

James. My friend. I applaud you. Why? Becuase you have motivated me to get off my lazy ass and decide to start doing something. I am really excited to take the grand idea that you had in your noggin and make it blossom into an epic upon epics. I have all these ideas and all of these shots just stuck in my head and I just need to fucking film them.

By they way, other than the basic outline of the story, do you have any specifics to it yet?
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:O...I'm famous! [Dec. 2nd, 2005|08:36 pm]
[music |Queen - Now I'm Here]

I am now part of the top 10 project! Yippy!


http://thecinematheque.com/10top10_page5.html
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(no subject) [Nov. 24th, 2005|02:38 pm]
Happy Turkey Day mother fuckers. It's only the greatest holiday ever... ...

.....

So I saw Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, and it was awesome. Awesome to the max. It was easily, in my opinion, the best of the three so far. What I liked about the first two HP films was that there was a sense of attachment to the Hogwarts school and that you almost felt that you were a part of this school. That is what the Prisoner of Azkaban didn't have, it didn't have that sense of connection, but it did have a darker tone and a more of an emotional attachment instead, unlike the earlier films. That's why Azkaban was my favorite of the three. Goblet of Fire however, took the central elements from the earlier Potter movies; The sense of connection to the school from 1&2, and the overall suspense and darkness from Azkaban. Sure, there were somethings that I wasn't overly fond of. Like during the World Quidditch cup you're just getting into the game and all of a sudden we cut to a completely different story. Jigga wha? Though I suppose we've had enough damn Quidditch in the first three films. And there were a few things left out, but what the hell do you expect with a 700+ page book? Really, fuck those Potter fanatics who get all pissed because they left out the house elf liberation story from the film. They left it out because it doesn't really add to the progress of the film, it would just slow it down even more.
The part with Voldemort kicked ass though, Ralph Fiennes played Voldemort perfectly, me thinks. Creepy as hell, he had exactly the right flair of mad genius, even though Voldemort is an arrogant cunt.


What about those Death-eaters? They were kick ass.
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(no subject) [Nov. 15th, 2005|08:03 pm]
[music |Nellie McKay - Sari]

3.000 with a D- in Advanced Algebra. Booya mother fuckers
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Listen to Sari by Nellie McKay. Right now.
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Rarrhgghh/KSlkanvxcn [Nov. 13th, 2005|09:06 pm]
[mood | tired]
[music |Ennio Morricone - Once Upon a Time in the West]

So my sisters and nephews came up for the weekend. My nephews are driving me fucking crazy. Rargh.

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I've said it before and I'll say it again.

Netflix is the greatest thing ever. EVER.

There is nothing better than having two or three kickass movies waiting for you to come home. It's great.

Speaking of that, I've been wathcing alot of good movies lately, and that makes me happy.

Movies I've recently watched:

Hour of the Wolf - 9/10
Oldboy - 9/10
Seppuku - 10/10
Under the Flag of the Rising Sun - 9/10
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - 6.5/10 (Watched it yesterday. The film would be so much better if it wern't for Depp's Wonka. There I said it. Johnny Depp was just annoying in this.)
8 1/2 - 8.5/10 (I still need to see this film a few more times. It's one of those.)
Love Actually - 8/10 (Don't ask me why I love this movie so much. I usually hate stupid ass romantic comedies, but this one gives me a warm fuzzy feeling inside.)
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All hail the Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo! [Oct. 31st, 2005|09:20 pm]
[music |Oingo Boingo - Flesh 'N Blood]

I. Love. Oingo Boingo.
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All hail the Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo!
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They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard. [Oct. 30th, 2005|03:09 pm]
http://home.planet.nl/~beekv044/TheyreTakingTheHobbitsToIsengard.wmv
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Fucking WalMart [Oct. 30th, 2005|02:47 pm]
[music |Crash Test Dummies - Keep a Lid on Things]

I'm boycotting WalMart. Why? Because yesterday me and Charlie stopped there before he took me home. So I'm like:
"It's the saturday before Halloween, I should by Dawn of the Dead" (the old one)

So luckily I find it for $9.75 and I check to make sure what the rating is.

It was notrated. Not unrated, but not rated. There's a difference.

So I'm all:
"Sweet I can buy this becuase it's not rated."

I have bought nonrated movies before from many places, and I was never restriced from buying them.

Not at WalMart, however.

So when I give the checkout girl the dvd she rings it up and the little beepy thing goes off and she asks for my I.D. Which I don't have seeing as I'm not yet 17.

So I tell her:
"This is not rated R...it's notrated, I can buy this."

Then she says:
"Sorry I can't sell this to you."

Then Tyler says:
"There's a differnce between nonrated and R."

She:
"Sorry, I just can't sell it to you."

Tyler:
"Whatever, this is bullshit"
*Tyler and Charlie leave*

Now I'm not blaming her, seeing as it's not here fault and she was just doing her job, but she could have been cool and sold it to me anyway.

So in conclusion:

FUCK WALMART.

And while I'm at that:

FUCK THE RATING SYSTEM.













































fight the machine
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(no subject) [Oct. 22nd, 2005|10:12 pm]
[music |Sage Francis - Makeshift Patriot]

I'm obsessed with this song.

Sage Francis - Makeshift Patriot

makeshift patriot
the flag shop is out of stock,
i hang myself at half mast.

makeshift patriot
the flag shop is out of stock,
i hang myself, via live telecast.

coming live from my own funeral, beautiful weather offered a nice shine,
which is suitable for a full view of a forever altered skyline.
when times like these arise, i freestyle biased opinions every other sentence.
journalistic ethics slip when i pass them off as objective.
"don't give me that ethical shit!"
i've got exclusive, explicit images to present to impressionable american kids,
and it's time to show this world how big our edifice is.

that's exactly what they attacked when a typically dark skinned disney villain
used civilians against civilians and charged the trojan horses into our buildings.
using commercial aviation as instruments of destruction,
pregnant women couldn't protect their children, wheelchairs were stairway obstructions.
now i have to back petal from the shower of glass and metal,
wondering how after it settles we'll find who provided power to radical rebels.
the melting pot seems to be calling the kettle black when it boils over,
but only on our own soil so the little boy holds a toy soldier,
and waits for the suit and tie to come home. we won't wait 'til he's older,
before we destroy hopes for a colder war to end. "now get a close up of his head."


makeshift patriot
the flag shop is out of stock,
i hang myself at half mast. ("how does my hair look?")

makeshift patriot
the flag shop is out of stock,
i hang myself at half mast. ("run that tape back!")

makeshift patriot
the flag shop is out of stock,
i hang myself at half mast. ("it looks just like a movie")

makeshift patriot
the flag shop is out of stock,
i hang myself, while the stock markets crash.

the city is covered in inches of muck,
i see some other pictures of victims are up,
grieving mothers are thinking their children are stuck,
leaping lovers are making decisions to jump.
while holding hands to escape the brutal heat, sometimes in groups of the three.
the fall out goes far beyond the toxic clouds where people look like debris.
but all they saw after all was said beyond the talking heads
was bloody dust with legs looking like the walking dead calling for meds.
but all the hospitals are overwhelmed, volunteers need to go the hell home.
moments of silence for fire fighters were interrupted by cell phones.
who's going to make that call to increase an unknown death toll?
it's the one we rally behind, he's got a megaphone, and he's promising to make heads roll.
we cheer him on, but aspestos is affecting our breath control.
the less we know, the more they fabricate, the easier it is to sell souls.
we're sellin addictive 24 hour candle light vigils in tvs.
freedom will be defended at the cost of civil liberties.
viewers are glued to television screens, stuck, 'cause lots of things seem too sick.
i use opportunities to pluck heart strings for theme music.

i'll show you which culture to pump your fist at, what foot is right to kiss.
we don't know who the culprit is yet but he looks like this.
we know who the heros are, not the xenophobes who act hard.
"we taught that dog to squat. how dare he do that shit in our own back yard!"

they happened to scar our financial state and char our landscape.
can you count how many times so far i ran back this same damn tape?
while a camera man creates news and shoves it down our throats on the west bank,
with a 10 second clip put on constant loop to provoke u.s. angst.

so get your tanks and load your guns and hold your sons in a family huddle,
because even if we win this tug of war and even the score, humanity struggles.
there's a desperate need of blood for what's been uncovered under the rubble,
some of them dug for answers in the mess, but the rest were looking for trouble.


makeshift patriot
the flag shop is out of stock,
i hang myself at half mast.

makeshift patriot
the flag shop is out of stock,
i hang myself at half mast.

makeshift patriot
the flag shop is out of stock,
i hang myself at half mast.

makeshift patriot
the flag shop is out of stock,
i hang myself..
don't waive your rights with your flags.




Anybody who thinks all rap sucks is retarded.
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Whatev/// [Oct. 21st, 2005|08:15 pm]
[music |Joe Hisaishi - Sophie]

So I just decided to start writing something...because I havn't written in a while.

So this little diddy is what I came up with. I made everything up when I went on. And if you're going to read it, be sure to feel the sarcasm that Isak is using...or else it just sounds stupid.

I don't have a title/plot, so whatev.









FADE from black. The front of a house is in full frame. There is no music at all, though there is a single chirp of a bird. CUT TO: the side of the house. There is a window and TWO people can be sitting at a table. They are talking. FADE OUT to blackness.

(V.O) MARIANNE AKERMAN
Well?

FADE IN

CLOSE UP: ISAK AKERMAN

ISAK AKERMAN
Well, what?

MARIANNE AKERMAN
Isak, don’t talk to me in that sort of tone. You damn well know what I mean.

ISAK AKERMAN
I…I really don’t want to do it. You know how I feel about him. You do know that I can’t stand him, right?

MARIANNE AKERMAN
Isak, darling, at the moment I don’t care how you feel about my brother, I just don’t. He’s just in a real rut in his life right now…and he just needs somewhere to stay for a little while.

ISAK AKERMAN
In a rut? He’s got…he’s got a *fuggin* coke problem, or something like that. Yea, he got kicked out of his apartment, which I helped him get, for what? Why Marianne? To support his damn addiction?

MARIANNE AKERMAN
You know that’s not why he got kicked out…he just hasn’t been able to find a steady job to pay the rent.

ISAK AKERMAN
Yea Marianne, I wonder why!

MARIANNE AKERMAN
Isak! I’m sick of you always just worrying about yourself! I’m damn sick of it!

ISAK AKERMAN
What the hell do you mean that I only think of myself? Do you know how many times I’ve helped your brother out? Do you, Marianne? Because I’ve counted…



MARIANNE AKERMAN
Isak, just stop it…

ISAK AKERMAN
…well let’s see, first there was that one time I got him a job at that supermarket…

MARIANNE AKERMAN
Isak…

ISAK AKERMAN
…he quit that job for some reason, don’t know why, so I got him another job working at the office…

MARIANNE AKERMAN
Jesus Christ, Isak…

ISAK AKERMAN
…then we let him stay here for a while, cuz he couldn’t find anywhere else. I mean I’m sure he really tried hard, Marianne, I’m sure he did. Then there was that fourth time… that fifth time, you remember that time right? The whole rehab thingy? Yea, I remember that one. And now, number six is comin around the corner. Christ Marianne, when is this kid going to get his fucking life straight?!

MARIANNE AKERMAN
Isak, please stop it.

ISAK AKERMAN
And don’t let me get started on that wonderful sister of yours Marianne...

MARIANNE AKERMAN
Isak! That’s enough! Will you just stop, with this!

MARIANNE has a very distressed and angry look on her face

ISAK AKERMAN
Fine, I will.

ISAK pauses for a moment


ISAK AKERMAN
So when’s he coming?

MARIANNE AKERMAN
He’ll be here on Thursday.

ISAK AKERMAN
Next Thursday?

MARIANNE AKERMAN
No.

ISAK AKERMAN
This one?

MARIANNE AKERMAN
Yes.

ISAK AKERMAN
Well that’s just splendid.


WIDE SHOT of them both. FADE OUT

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Damnit Shit Motherfucking fuck... [Oct. 19th, 2005|08:06 pm]
[music |U2]

So about six years ago my mother was diagnosed with the disease, Blasto. I just heard via my siser that she might have it again...or something similar to it, and she's at the hospital right now. I feel so shitty because yesterday I got in a *sort of* fight with my mother over the phone.

I hope everything turns out allright.

BlarG.


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I've been trying to come up with a simple enough idea for a movie to make, since Vuelo is going to take the back burner for the moment. I want to make something simple, but with like... a message.




I just came up with an idea.
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